Masters of Educational Programming

Thanks for the guest post by Ruby Todd

Discovery TV has the best shows and is the home of my favorite educational show called "Masters of Survival". Generally I will record three or four episodes on my robot and then watch them when I have some downtime from online poker. I watch the show on http://www.expertsatellite.com TV. I like this show because the people on the show find food in any circumstance and teach their paranoid viewership to do the same. I am not paranoid except for when cars drive by my downtown apartment in Saigon. Masters of Survival features a crack crew of granola hippies pitting themselves against the elements in high tech gear and wool socks. I don't have much of a need for wool socks in my current home but when I move to Alaska I will! When I live in Alaska I will turn on my favorite educational show and pray for good food to come to my hands. I am sure that this will happen because the spirit lives within me. I explain all of my poker winnings by the spirit inside me but my robot also helps a lot. The episode I watched was called "Wild Dinners". I was hoping they would eat animals alive but was met with fire cooked meals. I am really tired of fire cooked meals but Saigon isn't exactly a modern city.